Take me to Neverland

I like One Direction, 5 seconds of summer, bowties and potatoes.

urdifferentilikeu:

SEEING PRETTY GIRLS OBSESSING OVER MY FAV GETS ME SO MAD LIKE YOU CANT BE PRETTY AND LIKE THE SAME DICK AS ME OKAY

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seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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savvylikenahhh:

I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed-
once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked

(via fightingtostopthepain)

micolenoll:

i took a trip to the year 3000

this song had gone multiplatinum

NOBODY BOUGHT OUR SEVENTH ALBUM BECAUSE WE BROKE UP AND DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO FIVE and i’m still upset today this blows

it had outsold kelly clarkson

(via fightingtostopthepain)